|#3116||"I DO want your money, because god wants your money!"|
-- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo_Man_
|#3117||"The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The |
terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency."
-- Albert Einstein
|#3118||"You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I'll eat him."|
-- Newspaperman from Frank Capra's _Meet_John_Doe_
|#3119|| "And we heard him exclaim|
As he started to roam:
`I'm a hologram, kids,
please don't try this at home!'"
-- Bob Violence
-- Howie Chaykin's little animated 3-dimensional darling, Bob Violence
|#3120||"The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet |
themes in American advertising, lodged an official protest this week against
the Ford Motor Company's new campaign: `Hey you stinking fat Russian, get
off my Ford Escort.'"
-- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live
|#3121||"There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."|
--Arthur C. Clarke
|#3122||"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." --Gallagher|
|#3123||"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."|
|#3124||"It's ten o'clock... Do you know where your AI programs are?" -- Peter Oakley|
|#3125||"Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, |
'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big,
scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only
reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers."
-- an analysis of neo-Nazis and such, Badger comics
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