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#2181Swap read error. You lose your mind.
#2182Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolon.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
#2183System checkpoint complete.
#2184System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
#2185System going down at 5 this afternoon to install scheduler bug.
#2186System going down in 5 minutes.
#2187System restarting, wait...
#2188 *** System shutdown message from root ***

System going down in 60 seconds


#2189Systems have sub-systems and sub-systems have sub-systems and so on ad
infinitum -- which is why we're always starting over.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
#2190Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult.
-- R.S. Barton
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