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#6864Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness. To avoid overload
and burnout, keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead. Learn
the "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you talking to me?" technique, and the
"Do you feel okay? You look pale." approach. Start with negotiation and
implication. Advance to manipulation and humiliation. Above all, relax
and have a nice day.
#6865The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
#6866"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..."
-- Dave Barry
#6867"The molars, I'm sure, will be all right, the molars can take care of
themselves," the old man said, no longer to me. "But what will become
of the bicuspids?"
-- The Old Man and his Bridge
#6868The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree
that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
#6869The real reason psychology is hard is that psychologists are trying to
do the impossible.
#6870The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.
#6871The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
#6872The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to
deal with: death.
-- Michael Phelps
#6873The Vet Who Surprised A Cow
In the course of his duties in August 1977, a Dutch veterinary
surgeon was required to treat an ailing cow. To investigate its internal
gases he inserted a tube into that end of the animal not capable of facial
expression and struck a match. The jet of flame set fire first to some
bales of hay and then to the whole farm causing damage estimate at L45,000.
The vet was later fined L140 for starting a fire in a manner surprising to
the magistrates. The cow escaped with shock.
-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"
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