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#7191 |  | Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
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#7192 |  | Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm not ready for an institution yet. -- Mae West
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#7193 |  | Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist. -- James Garner
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#7194 |  | Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
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#7195 |  | Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Roger Price
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#7196 |  | Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one undertakes to become nothing.
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#7197 |  | Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery. -- George Jean Nathan
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#7198 |  | Marriage is learning about women the hard way.
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#7199 |  | Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
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#7200 |  | Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. -- Baskins
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