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#4398 |  | polygon: Dead parrot.
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#4399 |  | Poorman's Rule: When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
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#4400 |  | Portable, adj.: Survives system reboot.
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#4401 |  | Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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#4402 |  | poverty, n.: An unfortunate state that persists as long as anyone lacks anything he would like to have.
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#4403 |  | Power, n.: The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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#4404 |  | prairies, n.: Vast plains covered by treeless forests.
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#4405 |  | Prejudice: A vagrant opinion without visible means of support. -- Ambrose Bierce
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#4406 |  | Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.
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#4407 |  | Price's Advice: It's all a game -- play it to have fun.
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