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#4418purpitation, n.:
To take something off the grocery shelf, decide you
don't want it, and then put it in another section.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
#4419Putt's Law:
Technology is dominated by two types of people:
Those who understand what they do not manage.
Those who manage what they do not understand.
#4420QOTD:
"It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope."
#4421QOTD:
"A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5."
#4422QOTD:
"A university faculty is 500 egotists with a common parking problem."
#4423QOTD:
"Do you smell something burning or is it me?"
-- Joan of Arc
#4424QOTD:
"Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone."
#4425QOTD:
"East is east... and let's keep it that way."
#4426QOTD:
"Even the Statue of Liberty shaves her pits."
#4427QOTD:
"Every morning I read the obituaries; if my name's not there,
I go to work."
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