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#7631 |  | After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything. Just in case.
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#7632 |  | After Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures of the seven dwarfs, she mailed the roll to be developed. Later she was heard to sing, "Some day my prints will come."
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#7633 |  | Against stupidity the very gods Themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich von Schiller, "The Maid of Orleans", III, 6
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#7634 |  | Ah say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
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#7635 |  | Ah, sweet Springtime, when a young man lightly turns his fancy over!
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#7636 |  | Al didn't smile for forty years. You've got to admire a man like that. -- from "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman"
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#7637 |  | Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not. Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end. Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm. -- Tom Robbins
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#7638 |  | All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"
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#7639 |  | All his life he has looked away... to the horizon, to the sky, to the future. Never his mind on where he was, on what he was doing. -- Yoda
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#7640 |  | All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
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