HomeTilesDesktopsGamesRegisterFAQLinks
Login:
Password:

BGA fortune cookies :: definitions
fortune index   all fortunes

#4478QOTD:
"Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies."
#4479QOTD:
"Say, you look pretty athletic. What say we put a pair of tennis
shoes on you and run you into the wall?"
#4480QOTD:
"She's about as smart as bait."
#4481QOTD:
"Sure, I turned down a drink once. Didn't understand the question."
#4482QOTD:
"The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its
neck to get the dog to play with it."
#4483QOTD:
"The elder gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
#4484QOTD:
"There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm sure looking."
#4485QOTD:
"This is a one line proof... if we start sufficiently far to the
left."
#4486QOTD:
"Unlucky? If I bought a pumpkin farm, they'd cancel Halloween."
#4487QOTD:
"What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you
think he was broken!"
  prev   1 ... 79 80 81   82   83 84 85 86 87 88 ... 119   next  


art   computers   cookie   definitions   education   ethnic   food   fortunes   humorists   kids   law   literature   love   medicine   men-women   news   paradoxum   people   pets   platitudes   politics   riddles   science   sports   wisdom   work  

User Functions
You're not logged in! If you don't have an account yet, please register one and get your very own elite (but free) BGA account!
Backgrounds
Animals
Artistic
Aviation
Cars and Bikes
Cartoons
Celebs (female)
Celebs (male)
Cities
Countries
Digital
Food and Drinks
History
Misc
Movies and TV
Music
Nature
People
Seascape
Space
Spiritual
Sports
Search keywords:
Detailed view
Top Backgrounds
link to BGA - contact us
fortunes - donate - advertise
Terms of Service