|#1951||It's multiple choice time...|
What is FORTRAN?
a: Between thre and fiv tran.
b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
|#1952||"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."|
-- Cal Keegan
|#1953||It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are?|
|#1954||... Jesus cried with a loud voice: Lazarus, come forth; the bug hath been|
found and thy program runneth. And he that was dead came forth...
-- John 11:43-44 [version 2.0?]
|#1955||Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac|
(and nobody cares about it).
-- Bill Joy 6/21/85
|#1956||Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and, when you get|
a prompt, type like hell.
|#1957||Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum.|
-- D. Gries
|#1958||Kiss your keyboard goodbye!|
|#1959||Know Thy User.|
|#1960||((lambda (foo) (bar foo)) (baz))|
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