|#4108||Horner's Five Thumb Postulate:|
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
If you are out of cream for your coffee, mayonnaise makes a
|#4111||HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:|
#1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.
|#4112||HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:|
#15 Your pet rock snaps at you.
|#4113||HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY:|
#32: You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
Don't take life too seriously; you won't get out of it alive.
|#4116||Hurewitz's Memory Principle:|
The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional
to... to... uh.....
|#4117||IBM Pollyanna Principle:|
Machines should work. People should think.
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