|#5388||Two peanuts were walking through the New York. One was assaulted.|
|#5389||Vegetables are what food eats.|
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
-- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams
|#5390||Vegetarians beware! You are what you eat.|
|#5391||Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"|
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
|#5392||Wake up and smell the coffee.|
-- Ann Landers
|#5393||What foods these morsels be!|
|#5394||What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.|
-- Titus Lucretius Carus
|#5395||What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring off one's|
enemies. Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking
out of him.
-- Brian O'Nolan, "The Best of Myles"
|#5396||When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.|
|#5397||When all else fails, EAT!!!|
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