|#7328||The only really masterful noise a man makes in a house is the noise|
of his key, when he is still on the landing, fumbling for the lock.
|#7329||The perfect man is the true partner. Not a bed partner nor a fun partner,|
but a man who will shoulder burdens equally with [you] and possess that
quality of joy.
-- Erica Jong
|#7330||The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.|
|#7331||The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why|
some people feel there is no God.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
|#7332||The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in|
his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on
one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't
take it too seriously.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
|#7333||The six great gifts of an Irish girl are beauty, soft voice, sweet speech,|
wisdom, needlework, and chastity.
-- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907
|#7334||The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.|
|#7335||The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing|
-- and then marry him.
|#7336||The truth about a woman often lasts longer than the woman is true.|
|#7337||The two things that can get you into trouble quicker than anything else|
are fast women and slow horses.
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