|#7358||This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your|
bags! I just won the California lottery!"
"Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"
|#7359||'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents.|
-- H.L. Mencken
|#7360||To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand|
more from her? You don't want a rose to sing.
|#7361||To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job|
than a man would have to be. Fortunately, this isn't difficult.
|#7362||To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.|
-- Golda Meir
|#7363||To err is human -- but it feels divine.|
-- Mae West
|#7364||To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.|
-- Benjamin Franklin
|#7365||To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.|
-- St. Augustine
|#7366||To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet.|
-- 19th century toast
|#7367||Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering|
squad and another paycheck. When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.
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