|#8033||If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.|
|#8034||If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the|
-- George Winters
|#8035||If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.|
|#8036||If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such|
a vivid imagination.
|#8037||If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs?|
-- Marvin Kitman
|#8038||If he should ever change his faith, it'll be because he no longer thinks|
|#8039||If I'm over the hill, why is it I don't recall ever being on top?|
-- Jerry Muscha
|#8040||If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform.|
-- Mary Wilson Little
|#8041||If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.|
-- A. Einstein.
|#8042||If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.|
-- Oscar Wilde, "Phrases and Philosophies for the Use
of the Young"
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