|#10180||"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..."|
-- Professor in the UCB physics department
|#10181||"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and|
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
|#10182||"Deep" is a word like "theory" or "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of|
marvelous things. It's one thing to be able to say "I've got a theory",
quite another to say "I've got a semantic theory", but, ah, those who can
claim "I've got a deep semantic theory", they are truly blessed.
-- Randy Davis
|#10183||Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship|
the number zero?
Is nothing sacred?
|#10184||Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have|
only recaptured 116 of them?
|#10185||Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined|
them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
|#10186||Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible|
only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors. Velocity,
for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.
|#10187||Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees.|
|#10188||Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?|
|#10189||Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and|
it holds the universe together ...
-- Carl Zwanzig
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