|#1051||If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there|
better be no trade. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
-- Dagny Taggart, "Atlas Shrugged"
|#1052||If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.|
|#1053||IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's|
got to be a better way.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
|#1054||If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.|
|#1055||If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could|
work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
-- Douglas Jerrold
|#1056||If it's worth doing, it's worth doing for money.|
|#1057||If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.|
|#1058||If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we would|
all be millionaires.
-- Abigail Van Buren
|#1059||If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to|
do something else.
-- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"
|#1060||If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it. Quit work and play|
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