|#1461||What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING!|
|#1462||What this country needs is a good five cent nickel.|
|#1463||What this country needs is a good five dollar plasma weapon.|
|#1464||What we need in this country, instead of Daylight Savings Time, which nobody|
really understands anyway, is a new concept called Weekday Morning Time,
whereby at 7 a.m. every weekday we go into a space-launch-style "hold" for
two to three hours, during which it just remains 7 a.m. This way we could
all wake up via a civilized gradual process of stretching and belching and
scratching, and it would still be only 7 a.m. when we were ready to actually
emerge from bed.
-- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!"
|#1465||Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.|
-- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoon
|#1466||When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him--that's where the money is.|
|#1467||When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,"|
it's the money.
-- Kim Hubbard
|#1468||When all else fails, read the instructions.|
|#1469||When I works, I works hard.|
When I sits, I sits easy.
And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.
|#1470||When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.|
-- James H. Boren
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