|#8853||It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.|
|#8854||Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.|
|#8855||Never try to outstubborn a cat.|
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
|#8856||No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless|
absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
-- Fran Lebowitz
|#8857||No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.|
|#8859||Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.|
|#8860||"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.|
|#8861||Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be|
chewed and digested.
-- Francis Bacon
[As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]
|#8862||Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel|
like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity.