|#5806||You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.|
|#5807||You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.|
|#5808||You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.|
|#5809||Your aim is high and to the right.|
|#5810||Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.|
|#5811||Your analyst has you mixed up with another patient. Don't believe a|
thing he tells you.
|#5812||Your best consolation is the hope that the things you failed to get weren't|
really worth having.
|#5813||Your boss climbed the corporate ladder, wrong by wrong.|
|#5814||Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.|
|#5815||Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.|
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