|#1981||Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.|
|#1982||Make sure your code does nothing gracefully.|
|#1983||Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system. Therefore, users|
tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space. It has
been said that the only standard thing about all UNIX systems is the
message-of-the-day telling users to clean up their files.
-- System V.2 administrator's guide
|#1984||Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the|
only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun
|#1985||Many companies that have made themselves dependent on [the equipment of a|
certain major manufacturer] (and in doing so have sold their soul to the
devil) will collapse under the sheer weight of the unmastered complexity of
their data processing systems.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
|#1986||Many of the convicted thieves Parker has met began their|
life of crime after taking college Computer Science courses.
-- Roger Rapoport, "Programs for Plunder", Omni, March 1981
|#1987||Martin was probably ripping them off. That's some family, isn't it?|
Incest, prostitution, fanaticism, software.
-- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blues"
|#1988||Marvelous! The super-user's going to boot me!|
What a finely tuned response to the situation!
|#1989||** MAXIMUM TERMINALS ACTIVE. TRY AGAIN LATER **|
|#1990||May all your PUSHes be POPped.|
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