|#8073||If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it.|
-- Calvin Coolidge
|#8074||If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.|
|#8075||If you flaunt it, expect to have it trashed.|
|#8076||If you float on instinct alone, how can you calculate the buoyancy for|
the computed load?
-- Christopher Hodder-Williams
|#8077||If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those|
|#8078||If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.|
|#8079||If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to|
boot yourself in the posterior.
-- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"
|#8080||If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of|
rubbish into it.
-- William Orton
|#8081||If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets|
and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
-- Garrison Keillor
|#8082||If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.|
-- Robert Pante, fashion consultant
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